Jerry: "cici's pizza slices are like old navy clothes...short and wide."
Casen: "I want to marry you like daddy did."
Jacob: "this is the horriblest rice I've ever had." (about my Spanish rice.)
Casen: "momma, I'm so thirsty! I just don't think I can hold it!" (in a really whiney voice, like he's talking about peeing or something.)
Jacob: "momma, I want one of those things that zip around my tummy so I can be as skinny as you."